The Green Eye of the Little Yellow God is a 1911 poem by J. Milton Hayes that is a famous example of the genre of "dramatic monologue", which was a music hall staple in the early twentieth century.[1] The piece was written for and performed by actor and monologist Bransby Williams.[2]
The poem is influenced by the ballads of Rudyard Kipling and was often parodied, most famously by Billy Bennett as The Green Tie on the Little Yellow Dog.[3]
The opening lines are still very well known:
It is set in Nepal ("to the north of Kathmandu"), during the British Raj and tells the tale of a wild young officer known as "Mad Carew", who steals the "green eye" of a "yellow god" (presumably an emerald in a gold statue) in order to impress his beloved. He is wounded in the course of the robbery, and later murdered, presumably by a devotee of the god for the theft, who returns the jewel to the idol (though the idol is still "one-eyed" after the events of the poem).
In his book My Brother Evelyn and Other Profiles,[4] Alex Waugh gives Hayes's account of the writing of the poem:
Either Hayes or Waugh was inaccurate in the conflation of Nepal with India. While Britain achieved colonial control of India between 1858 and 1947, it never did so over Nepal. The political and military agreements between the two countries were therefore quite different. Any British officer in Nepal at the time would have been part of the Brigade of Gurkhas rather than part of the British Raj.
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In December 2011, the BBC radio programme 'From Our Own Correspondent' broadcast a piece by journalist Joanna Jolly in which she detailed a trip she made to Sankhu, a village to the north-east of Kathmandu. On a hill near the village is a temple in which there is a gold-plated statue of the Tantric goddess Bajra yogini, who is worshipped by Hindus and Buddhists. The statue has silver eyes which are only put in during festivals. Although there is no evidence that J. Milton Hayes ever visited the area, the temple is mentioned in written sources dating back at least 200 years, so it's entirely plausible that he could have heard stories of this statue and the unusual practices regarding its eyes from returning colonial military personnel and wove these elements into his dramatic monologue.
Charles Laughton and Vivien Leigh recite this poem in the memorable classic film "Sidewalks of London", also known as St. Martins Lane. (1938)
In an episode of Upstairs, Downstairs, Mr. Hudson recites the opening lines at a seaside holiday outing by the staff of 165 Eaton Place on the last day of peace before World War I began.
The opening lines quoted above appear scattered around the game Dizzy, where they serve as cryptic clues as to how to solve certain puzzles.
In the episode The Fear of Wages of the long-running radio comedy The Goon Show, characters trying to come up with excuses frequently answer along the lines of: "Well, it's a long story. You see...", and then quoting the opening lines (or variations) of the poem dramatically. In The Shifting Sands of Waziristan, Bloodnok distorts it again, with "There's a little green-eyed idol to the north of Kathmandu... but the wind blew up the chimney just the same".
John Lennon uses the opening line in the posthumously released song "Nobody Told Me" (changing "one-eyed" to "little").
In Doctor Who, the Doctor uses the opening lines on regaining consciousness in the 4th Doctor story The Talons of Weng-Chiang, although he misattributes them to music hall comic Harry Champion.
Carter the Unstoppable Sex Machine use part of the opening in their song "Perfect Day to Drop the Bomb", which starts "To the north of Kathmandu there's tiny children sniffing glue".
The poem is parodied in Series 2 of DangerMouse in the episode "Bad Luck Eye of the Little Yellow God."
Tony Randall reads the poem on the episode of The Muppet Show on which he guest stars.
In an episode of the BBC sitcom Kiss Me Kate, the character Craig Chapman played by Darren Boyd begins reciting the poem with actions, but is prevented from completing it when Chris Langham's Douglas Cameron character refuses to cooperate.
Steptoe and Son actor Harry H Corbett used this poem as the B-side to his 1963 PYE RECORDS release "Like The Big Guys Do"
In I'm Sorry, I'll Read That Again the spoof serial "Curse of the Flying Wombat" is based on the search for the "Green eye of the little yellow dog" in Katmandu.
Biggles and the Little Green God (1969) has that great British hero seeking a jade statuette believed by South American Indians to be the god Ata-Hua. The poem is directly referenced at the start of the book and occasionally thereafter.
The poem also has a number of references in the 1986 computer game Dizzy - The Ultimate Cartoon Adventure in which various lines of the poem are displayed in banners and help the player solve the game puzzles.